I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street more info and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just took place. Seriously, I know I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?